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The Pups Vs. Me-Mow

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The Pups Vs. Me-Mow
is the third Season 6 episode. In it, Me-Mow and her brothers, Scratch, Hiss, and Purr are out to assassinate the Pup as part of Me-Mow's revenge on Jake.

Transcript

Me-Mow and her brothers are up on a tree branch, spying on Lady Rainicorn and the pups.


Hiss: Me-Mow, I think those are the pups. The pups. Jake's pups. Pups.


Me-Mow: Yeah, shut up now. My revenge needs to go perfectly! Jake made me have to take the assassin's test all over, so he'll pay... with his children's blood!


Scratch: Heh... yeah.


Me-Mow: Now, Purr, you need to put on this disguise and blend in with the pup.


Me-Mow hands Purr a puppy costume.


Purr: Uh, sure.


Purr puts on the costume and jumps off the branch, landing next to the pups.


Jake Junior looks over at Purr.


Jake Junior: Um, who are you?


Purr: My name's.... um... Not An Assassin Cat Who's Trying To Kill You.


Jake Junior: Um...


Up in the branch, Me-Mow, Scratch, and Hiss are watching.


Me-Mow: What an idiot...


The next day at the tree fort, Jake is leaving to see the pups.


Finn: Seeya, Jake.


Jake: Yeah, 'kay, bye.


Outside the tree fort, Jake sees a note.


Jake: What's this?


Jake picks up the note. It reads "YOUR PUPS WILL NOT BE SAFE! SIGNED, ME-MOW'S BROTHER.... I MEAN NOT ME-MOW'S BROTHER..."


Jake gasps.


At Lady Rainicorn's house, the pups are playing outside with their "brother".


Jake Junior: So, Not An Assassin or whatever you're name is, what game do you wanna play?


Purr: Um... the game... where you, uh... do the thing in the place.... and it's fun... and stuff.


Jake Junior: So what is that game called?


Purr: Uh... "the game game of gamey games and other gamey gameish games"....


Jake Junior: I'm starting to think you aren't a dog...


Purr: Well, I..... gotta go to the bathroom. Then I'll be back with an explanation for why I'm all cat-like and stuff.


Purr runs out of the pups' sight, then climbs up a tree and meets his siblings on a branch.


Me-Mow: The plan is going horrible, you idiot! They're on to you, which means they must be eliminated NOW!


Scratch: But, sister, the plan!


Me-Mow: [hissing] FORGET IT!!!


Hiss: Wow...


Me-Mow and her brothers each cough up a dagger and jump out of the branch and in front of the pups.


Pups: AAAAH!!!


The cats point their daggers toward the pups.


Lady Rainicorn comes walking up to the pups.


Lady Rainicorn: [in Korean] Puppies, whats going--- [sees the cats with daggers] Me-Mow!


Jake jumps in front of the cats and stretches his hands into the shape of hammers.


Jake: Lady, I'm glad I got here in time! I heard that Me-Mow was after the pups!


Jake punches Me-Mow's brothers with his hammer hands, sending them flying into the sky, and then strikes at Me-Mow, who quickly dodges.


Me-Mow: Nice try, Jake!


Me-Mow slashes Jake accross the chest.


Jake: Hey!!!


Me-Mow tosses the dagger away and coughs an axe.


Me-Mow: What're ya gonna do now, Doggy?


Jake: [groaning] Aaaaagh... my cheeeest...


The pups gasp.


Jake Junior: Dad!


Jake Junior stretches her pony-tail towards Me-Mow and wraps it around the handle of the axe. She pulls it out of Me-Mow's hand.


Me-Mow: More magic dogs? Great....


The pups tackle Me-Mow and punch her.


Me-Mow: Ow, quit it!


Jake: Another problem solved! Yay..... wait a second, am I bleeding?


THE END.

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