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Were-Spider Wedding is the fourth episode of season 6.
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(Finn and Jake are fighting Hobgoblins in the Fart Kingdom)
FINN: Aw, man, it reeks! I can't fight like THIS!
Jake punches a Hobgoblin with his hammer hand
HOBGOBLIN 1: Aw, my cheeks!
FINN: Dude, don't say it like that! Uuugh!
HOBGOBLIN 1: SHUT IT!
Hobgoblin 1 punches Finn, then grabs a knife and attacks Jake, but Jake dodges.
JAKE: Haha, jerk!
Just then, Hobgoblin 2 forges a shadow knife out of thin air and stabs Jake.
JAKE: Aw, god, man! Not cool! It already smells bad, you want me to friggin' BLEED?
HOBGOBLIN 2: (cries) Aw, maaan! Sorry, don't be so harsh! I just wanted action! WAAAAAH!
HOBGOBLIN 1: (goes to hug Hobgoblin 2) Way to go, Jake!
Hobgoblin 1 starts crying too.
JAKE: Man you were attacking the Fart kingdom? What else should I have done? (Starts crying as well)
FINN: (Thoughts) Aw, plopplebutter! Dirty plopplebutter! EVERYONE's crying!
FINN: Hey, Fart Princess!
FART PRINCESS: Yesssss, Finn?
(Fart Princess farts)
FINN: Uuuh... how do I fix this?
(Fart Princess farts again)
FART PRINCESS: Theres a special silk that fixes everything...
Finn smiles
FART PRINCESS: That can only be found in an evil spider's web
Finn frowns
FINN: Fine. I SHALL GET THE SILK AND FIX THIS!
At the spiders web...
Finn yawns
FINN: I finally made it! And it only took me 20 hours!
Finn walks up to grab a part of the web, but gets stuck in it.
FINN: Aw, dirty PLOPPLEBUTTER!!!
Just then, Plopplebutter the evil spider comes up to Finn.
PLOPPLEBUTTER: Yes?
Plopplebutter looks at Finn's hat and gasps.
PLOPPLEBUTTER: I see! Your the man with the double-lumped hat! You came to our wedding!
FINN: Wha? ....Oh, I see, my hat.
PLOPPLEBUTTER: Well, my wife is here.
A hideous spider comes up to Finn.
FINN: Shmowzow!
PLOPPLEBUTTER: Yes, thats her name!
SHMOWZOW: Hi.
FINN: Lets get this over with. Hand me the speechy-thingy.
Later...
FINN: Yawn. You may kiss your bride.
The 2 spiders kiss.
FINN: Ugh...
Finn grabs a part of the web and escapes as the spiders make out.
In the Fart Kingdom...
Jake and the 2 Hobgoblins are still crying as Finn walks up.
FINN: Hey, persons..
Fart Princess farts.
FART PRINCESS: Dont you mean guys?
Fart Princess farts.
FINN: Uuuh.. yeah. Well stop crying.
JAKE (crying): NOOO! Waaah!
Hobgoblin 3 walks up with a web as well.
HOBGOBLIN 3: Its okay people, I got a web!
Everyone stares at Hobgoblin 3.
FINN: Uuuh... II already got a special web.
HOBGOBLIN 3: Aw, Plopplebutter!
FINN: Uuugh... I never want too hear that name again.
HOBGOBLIN 3: It's a name?
FINN: What ever... I dont wanna talk about it.
Finn rips the web into 3 pieces. He puts one on Jake, puts one as Hobgolin 2, and puts one on Hobgoblin 1, then all 3 of them stop crying.
Everyone smiles, besides Hobgoblin 3.
HOBGOBLIN 3: Uuuh... what just happened?
Meanwhile at the spiders web.
The 2 spiders keep making out, as the real "man with the double-lumped hat" arrives, then stares at them. Then the man with the double-lumped hat leaves.