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Bat King

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Bat King is the first episode of Season 6. It's original title was "Bad Little Boy". It is the debut appearance of Bat King.

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Finn is in the Bat Kingdom, battling Bat King.

BAT KING: You can't beat me!

FINN: Oh, yeah? Why is that?!

Finn and Bat King have a huge fight that leads them to a cliff.

BAT KING: Because you aren't a hero!

FINN: Wh--- wha?

Bat King grabs Finn's sword and flings it and Finn both into the air, and they fall off the cliff.

BAT KING: You're as bad as me! You baaaad little boy! BWAHAHAHA!

FINN: B... Wh... I.. I'm not... B-b-b-b-bad... I...

Finn almost hits the ground, until Jake stretches over and catches him.

JAKE: Chill, man!

FINN: I can't! He called me a... he... I... I'm a hero!

JAKE: CHILL!

FINN: But...

JAKE: CHILL!!!

FINN: Okay. Just stretch us out of here.

JAKE: But Bat King kidnapped Hot Dog Princess... and he wants to eat her!

FINN: I don't care. I can't save her.... I'm just a bad little boy.

JAKE: Geez....

Back at the Tree Fort...

BMO: Finn, want to play Super Good Boys?

FINN: No. Because I'm a Super BAD Boy.

BMO: What?

FINN: BAD BOY!

Finn tackles BMO and starts punching him.

BMO: My face!

JAKE: Aaah!

Jake stretches to giant size and grabs Finn, then stretches his hand into a cage to hold Finn.

FINN: Hisssssss!!!!!

JAKE: Calm down!

Jake stretches his fist into the cage so he can flick Finn's eye.

FINN: MY EYE! YOU HURT MY EYEBALL! HIIIISSSSSSS!!!

JAKE: Chill!

Finn starts biting the inside of the cage.

JAKE: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!

FINN: Ha!

Jake stretches his hand back to normal, dropping Finn.

BMO: Aaah!

Finn charges at BMO.

FINN: I WILL KILLLLLLL YA!

BMO: Aaah! Aaah! Aaah!

JAKE: No!

BMO: AAAAAGH!

Finn grabs BMO and drop kicks him out the window.

BMO: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Finn leaps out the window.

FINN: BWAHAHAHA!

JAKE: (sighs) Oh, Finn.... Bat King really messed him up....

At the Candy Kingdom....

BANANA GUARD: Princess! AAAH!

Princess Bubblegum steps outside the castle.

PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM: Finn!

P.B. sees Finn chomping on the Banana Guard's leg like a rabid dog.

FINN: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

BANANA GUARD: Owy! Owy! Owy! My footy! Footy! Footy!

P.B.: Stop!!!

Finn lets the Banana Guard loose and turns to P.B.

FINN: Hisssssssssssssss!!!

P.B.: Aaah!

The Gumball Guardians get up and grab Finn.

FINN: Let me go! Or I'll.... I'll...

GUMBALL GUARDIAN: Ha. Ha.

FINN: Hiiiiisssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GUMBALL GUARDIAN: You. Are. Creepy.

Jake and BMO run up.

JAKE: Finn! Bad boy! Bad BAD boy!

Finn stops hissing and gasps.

FINN: Bad boy...

Finn has a flashback of his battle with Bat King.

FINN: Bat King!!!!!!!

JAKE: Yeah, man!

Jake stretches up and grabs Finn, then stretches him back down.

JAKE: Let's roll!

Jake, Finn, and BMO run to the Bat Kingdom.

FINN: This... is... MATH!!!!!

Finn, Jake, and BMO arrive at the Bat Kingdom and see Bat King trying to eat Hot Dog Princess.

BAT KING: Where do I bite this thing?

HOT DOG PRINCESS: Aaaah!

JAKE: Stretch cannon?

FINN: Stretch cannon!

BMO: Super Good Boys!

FINN: Ooooo.... kay?

Jake stretches into the form of a cannon, and Finn jumps inside him.

JAKE: Boom!

Jake shoots Finn right at Bat King.

BAT KING: Huh? AAAAH!

Finn kicks Bat King and begins punching him.

BAT KING: Aaah! I'm... trying to eat!

FINN: Be quiet, you BAD little boy!

BAT KING: Hey, this is just because I called you a bad guy!

FINN: Know.... it's because I'm a HERO! YAAAAH!

BAT KING: Ow!

JAKE: Let's roll! I got Hot Dog Princess!

FINN: Yeah!!!

Finn, Jake, and BMO flee from Bat King and his minions.

FINN: AAAAH!

Back at the Tree Fort....

FINN: That was fffffffuuun.....

JAKE: Heh... yeah.

BMO: Super Good Boys?

FINN: Super Good Boys.

BMO and Finn smile.

THE END.

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